How can i get back at my girlfriend for the awful gift she gave me?
Today, my girlfriend gave some ****** Birdhouse that I have to assemble and then paint myself. For an artsy person it would be great, but I have no interest in DIY projects. I would prefer cash. When I asked her what the occasion was, she just said, “Because I love you.” I’m thinking about breaking up with her, because the gifts are only going to get worse. But before I do, how can I get her back for her crappy gift selection?
I don’t even like birds. The last thing I would want is to attract more of them to my house.
Deridove: If I went over to your house and punched you in the stomach, would you say “Thank you?” Well, that’s how I felt when I saw that birdhouse.
Hahahaha, your questions always crack me up. How do you come up with this shit?
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